The kid knows his stuff! LOL

Yesterday in the grocery store, Nicholas starts announcing that Momma is a girl. OK, yes, you are correct; Momma IS a girl. But how do you KNOW Momma is a girl?

His almost 3 year old answer..." 'Cuz YOU don't have a penis!"

So to tease him, I asked if he was sure. He said he was. I thought that was the end of it. Oh no Mommy...he's a boy and he's almost 3. He holds onto everything embarrassing and beats the topic to death.

I spent the rest of the shopping trip listening to him stating (in a loud voice I must add) that Daddy is a boy because he has a penis. And Nathan is a boy because he has a penis. And Nicholas is a boy because HE has a penis. But Mommy's a girl so she doesn't have a penis. Over and Over and Over.

I got some sympathetic smiles from other Moms, some horrified expressions from the old bitties and more than a few snickers to my face and loud guffaws behind my back.

Just another day in my life living in the House of Testosterone.