Sunday, September 30, 2007

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

OK, OK, OK. I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes from laughing so hard.

Nicholas is making HUGE strides with using the toilet. All of a sudden it has just clicked for him. He's asking to use the toilet to pee but he hasn't pooped yet. Sure, he's farted and a turd has plopped out but no full dump yet.

Just now, he said that he had to poop in the toilet. So I ran to the can with him to help him take off his Cars undies and put him on the toilet. He sat for a short time and only squeezed out a tiny bit of pee. As he hopped down, I asked if he needed a diaper to go poop. He insisted that no, he was fine in his underwear. I told him that I didn't want to see poop in his underwear either. No pee and no poop in the underwear!

I asked again if he needed a diaper on in case he had to poop and he said, "No diaper Momma. I no poop!"

Then he turned his back, pulled up his t-shirt, bent over and pulled his butt cheeks apart saying, "See. No poops!"

Oh man! My belly hurts from laughing so hard.

5 comments:

Hope Walls said...

Kids are so gross.

Christine/ArmyBrat said...

Oh you just wish you could have photographed his chubby buns! LOL

Dani said...

Aren't they though?!! :)
I wonder, at what age exactely do BUMS become PRIVATE!?
We're working on almost 5 y/o and still...bums are HILARIOUS.

Hell...Launi's 33 and he still thinks his bum is hilarious.
*sigh*

Christine/ArmyBrat said...

Butt is their favourite word. I said that it was an ok word as long as they were talking about their bottoms but they like testing me by calling each other a butt.

Don't test the Momma. She's nasty! LOL

And Stephen doesn't help matters when he's home. It's all bum humour when the 3 of them are together. LOL

Anonymous said...

Guys, no matter what age, love to talk about bums and farts. They brag about it and pull each other's fingers.