OK, OK, OK. I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes from laughing so hard.
Nicholas is making HUGE strides with using the toilet. All of a sudden it has just clicked for him. He's asking to use the toilet to pee but he hasn't pooped yet. Sure, he's farted and a turd has plopped out but no full dump yet.
Just now, he said that he had to poop in the toilet. So I ran to the can with him to help him take off his Cars undies and put him on the toilet. He sat for a short time and only squeezed out a tiny bit of pee. As he hopped down, I asked if he needed a diaper to go poop. He insisted that no, he was fine in his underwear. I told him that I didn't want to see poop in his underwear either. No pee and no poop in the underwear!
I asked again if he needed a diaper on in case he had to poop and he said, "No diaper Momma. I no poop!"
Then he turned his back, pulled up his t-shirt, bent over and pulled his butt cheeks apart saying, "See. No poops!"
Oh man! My belly hurts from laughing so hard.
Tina Fey Would Have WORDS About This
19 hours ago
5 comments:
Kids are so gross.
Oh you just wish you could have photographed his chubby buns! LOL
Aren't they though?!! :)
I wonder, at what age exactely do BUMS become PRIVATE!?
We're working on almost 5 y/o and still...bums are HILARIOUS.
Hell...Launi's 33 and he still thinks his bum is hilarious.
*sigh*
Butt is their favourite word. I said that it was an ok word as long as they were talking about their bottoms but they like testing me by calling each other a butt.
Don't test the Momma. She's nasty! LOL
And Stephen doesn't help matters when he's home. It's all bum humour when the 3 of them are together. LOL
Guys, no matter what age, love to talk about bums and farts. They brag about it and pull each other's fingers.
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